avengers fanfiction peter never have i ever

Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. "Fine. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. Maybe he should've done this while clothed. "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. Nat and Wanda took drinks. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. #hulk Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. Peter grumbled. Guilty? I'd like there to be not running, please. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. It means the chances that I'll ever get in bed with you are depressingly low. He takes a sulking swig of his bottle, and Steve looks adorably confused. Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. Clint doesn't know what he's checking for, but he kisses back all the same. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Go, all of us. Fun thought. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. So, even though he wanted to make some moves on her, he refrained from going near her and focused on his stuff. The Avengers Bunch Chapter 1: Never Have I Ever, an - fanfiction.net Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . What the HELL?' Does that mean you're single, Barton?. Clint totally called it. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. Peter put his sleeve down again. You expect me to do all the work?. Yes? Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. Anyways, guys, MJ. Nice. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. He's not good with relationships. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. See, that's not playing fair, Barton. I remember!. You looked all cute and Sleeping Beauty. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. We have, Clint says. I was sleeping. And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. Secondly, I really don't want to bed Natasha. He glances over at her, and she looks calmly back. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. Yep. Clint nods. No? Yeah, sure. Tony and Clint share a look. #deadpool Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. Come oooon, he says now, and waggles his eyebrows in a seductive way that is about as sexy as the thought of Fury wearing a banana hammock. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. Her locks dangle. Only Peter managed to hear Bruce's quiet and defeated "God dammit" and didn't bother explaining why he was sniggering. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. 1. Tss. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. Clint figures he'll just steal Nat's drink; he didn't bother to buy anything for tonight, and he doesn't keep alcohol on his floor. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. All of the adults take a shot. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. Thor Odinson What, you think I'd voluntarily talk to you about this? "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! Because this is still a terrible idea, okay? Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. #fieldtrip Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. Never Have I Ever - viviegirl05 - Archive of Our Own "Who is he? He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. "Peter! left kudos on this work! Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 52, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover DC Character That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. Tony, Steve, and Strange had used the gauntlet one last time to go use the Time Stone to go back to the Battle of Wakanda. Not that he could remember, at least. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. Yeah. Steve's gone red again. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? Yesh. Shit. Tony informed me that the post-battle bonding rituals of Asgard are much different to Midgardian customs, Thor says with a serious nod. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. This is my room.. On that thought, neither is Tony. Tony pouts. "Bullsh*t!" Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. Matt said. " To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Morning.. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). Wait, Flash? Just saying., Tony's breath ghosts hotly over Clint's cheek. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. #tonystark Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. Tough mission? Tony says and glances at the bandage covering Clint's shoulder. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. "REALLY" Clint yelled. Clint laughs until his sides hurt. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. "Way way way wait. He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. It's a skill. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. And horny. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. Shut up, this is the last one. Okay. Clint blinks at the guy, who looks completely serious and still sour. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. Avengers Fanfiction Stories | Quotev Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. and "Oh! You're no fun, Cap. She's super badass. That I made with my own two hands?!. Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. Oh, c'mon. Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. He won't be bothered by it. he said grinning. This will probably be a few chapters or series. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. Anyone we know? I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. Surprisingly not only did Steve and Bucky take a shot, but so did Peter, though he tried to hide it. "Okay, my turn. Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. These kids are amazing! "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. Clint wouldn't have pegged him as particularly bendy, but here he is, pulling off a move even Clint struggles with on some days. So when Stark Industries called her, desperate for a housekeeper, there was no way in heaven she was gonna refuse. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. Which was true, it was a terrible smell, especially for his enhanced nose, he could still smell the lingering alcohol on someone a day after they had drank anything. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! "It was just an accident." It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. Wanda said. Clint chuckles, and Tony leans down to kiss him breathless before he can answer. Aunt May says and I shrug. He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. Nope, Clint says. It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. Wait. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. I know, Clint. We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. Nat smirked. He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Okay? She knew, obviously. Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. "Never have I ever gotten drunk," Uncle Steve says and everyone takes a drink. Clint chuckled. Aye, a quest! he says and bangs his jug against the floor, and Clint is once again glad they stopped giving him glass mugs. The spider kid was sat crossed-legged on the floor in front of the armchair Tony was sitting on. He likes tzatziki. PETER? I have an ally! Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. It becomes a semi-regular thing. Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Better known as MJ. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". "Moving on," Steve cleared his throat and shifted in his seat "Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar." But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. She is dating The Paxton Hall-Yoshida! When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. I don't think so.. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. Random people in classrooms irondad steverogers tonystark +8 more # 11 Parley Oneshots by elania:) 1.2M 34.1K 111 This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. I don't know, Clint. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. Bucky had no idea that he was a werewolf until he escaped hydra with the help of Sam and the avengers, he thought he was alone with being what he was since no one on the team knew what he was until he turned one night and ran to the woods, accept what will happen when someone new to the team is like Includes: Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have a strong emotional connection to. And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. It's a weird, stiff laugh. Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. Back the fuck up." Or maybe Clint kisses him. Good night, everyone.. Work Search: Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. Betty and Ned were sitting close, hands almost touching on the floor, their bodies leaning a bit towards one another. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. Are you hammered, Stark?. I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. I mean, ask anyone. She said, smiling. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. Here's nice. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. Tony snorts. Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. kind of way. This is all my idea. Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" I just haven't felt that way about anyone else. I'd love to stay and chat. This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? Yeah?. Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. #watty2019. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. He looks up at the clock. She hasn't bothered with a glass. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. You didn't tell me this!" ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? On really slow nights, when they're bored. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. Steve said. 374 guests It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. Would he say yes or no? Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. What the hell Pete?!

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