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Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. Until it happened to me. Oh, you're the executive producer. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). Shannen Doherty: So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. Teen #2: Whillenholly: [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! Chaka: [after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel] Gag Reel - 8+ minutes. Okay, play it cool, hot shot. Cock-Knocker: Fuck! Jay: Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? Let it rip boy Angel Jay: Jay and Silent Bob spend their royalty money locating everyone who expressed negative opinions on the internet about the movie and their characters, including children and clergy, and travel to assault them. film studio name : Dimension. (failed) Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. That's right. 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. Jay. Since Bethany only knows Catholic doctrine, the news that Mary had other children comes as a surprise to her. Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. Must kill him, doesn't it! Jay: What you don't believe me? NO! The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. Jay: You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: In prison, he'll be the pie. Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. I always thought the phrase, "I laughed until I cried," was just an oxymoron. Hey! Duck, pie fucker! Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. That's it boy, put the dick down. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. Will you fuck me when you get out? Steve-Dave Pulasti: Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / YMMV - TV Tropes It's never "Hey! Hey, watch the language, little boy. Shaggy: Dude, I think I just filled the cup. Jay: It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". I mean, ya gotta grow man. Jay: Plaschke, this is Willenholly. Goals Steal Jewels. [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] Five hours and not a single ride. Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! Jay: Sheriff: Chaka: I didn't spit in it sir. Jay: [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. My bad. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes Jay: Right. And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. It's a Miramax flick. Hooker #1: Free shipping for many products! Don't change the subject. Jay: That's what the Internet's for, slandering others anonymously! Wow! Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off, cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him, he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock, believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles, several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing, Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Fuck you, you already said half. Comedy Central's Reel Comedy The US Comedy Central TV channel dish-up another of their outrageously unfunny guides to the making of a movie. Chaka: Scribd is the world's largest social reading and publishing site. Just to put you off some more, Kevin Smith introduces each clip with rambling ill-prepared thoughts that typify a director who believes in the hype of a creation he should have moved on from years ago. Have you seen them roaming around? I'm HAUNTED by it! When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: After an expedient exodus . Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. Hitchhiker: Just look at the Platypus. [at Brodie's Secret Stash] Walt "Fanboy" Grover: In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) Guide to Morris Day and the Time Don't know anything about this funk band? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - Quotes - IMDb I told you that restraining order was a good idea. I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. Banky: The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. Angel Jay: Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass. Jay's Mother: How 'bout "fine piece of ass"? What are we gonna do? Dante Hicks: [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. I'm busy. Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. What've I been telling you? Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. And you've both got your own monkey. Silent Bob: Ben Affleck: Are you fucking crazy? I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Nothing. Brodie: Justice: Compare. Willenholly: There's nothing you can do about it. Oh you REALLY don't wanna help us. At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. edit crew name : nOmArch. Or House Party 3. R. . I didn't think so. / We smoke the blunts. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. By what name was Dogma (1999) officially released in India in English? She went for the set up. He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. There's a script for this movie? Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. During pre-production, Mewes would have constant mood swings due to heroin withdrawal, to the point that Smith actually threw him out of his car on their way to the set one day. Jay: Kevin Smith - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (script) | Genius A monkey? [17] Scott Tobias of The A.V. Jay and Silent Bob get their royalties from Banky after Silent Bob informs him he violated their original likeness rights contract by not getting their permission before selling the film rights to Miramax, and could face serious legal troubles, and Justice turns herself and her former team in to Willenholly in exchange for a shorter sentence and freeing Jay and Silent Bob. I'll be right here waitin'. Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (whose name is taken from Land of the Lost characters [1]) arrives; oblivious to the diamond heist, he claims jurisdiction due to the escaped animals, all of which have been recovered but the orangutan. Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". This guy'll suck your dick. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. [his first words] Holden: See? The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Jay: Ben Affleck: The two-disc DVD release of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" will take fans to a new frontier of stoner humour. It was just a diversion so we could steal these. The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | The Movies Wiki | Fandom Sure, I do. Banky: Jason Biggs: That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! Whillenholly: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - Parents Guide - IMDb They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. They gotta break into Provasik now. [after asked to get a new clean latte] Steve Kmetko: God from Kevin Smith's previous film, Dogma, closes a book labeled "Askewniverse" which is the fictional universe that many of Kevin Smith's movies take place in. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot - Rotten Tomatoes You mean the guys in that Prince movie? WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER! Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Brent: The filmmaker, who has been telling stories with the characters of Jay and Silent Bob since 1994's Clerks, used the latest movie -- his first one in the shared universe of Clerks, Mallrats,. Why are you shooting at me? Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. Jay: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Jay: Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. There are a few outtakes worth seeking out in this featurette, but the rest is dreck. Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. These are just SOME of the reasons this movie is bad. Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. Ben Affleck: Crazy crackers with guns. . [appears out of nowhere] Sissy: Sissy: She is TOO fine! Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it. Fuck! Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: Last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43, Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Is Kevin Smiths New Film, Clerks III and Mallrats 2 Are Dead, "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot' Set To Start Filming This Summer", "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot Movie Shooting This Year", "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Begins Filming in Early 2019", "KEVIN SMITH REVEALS 'JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT' DETAILS AND RELEASE DATE", "Kevin Smith Marks 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot' Production Start with Behind-the-Scenes Photo", "Kevin Smith to Write Hit-Girl Miniseries", "The Entire Jay And Silent Bob Story Finally Explained", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Movie Review", "FILM REVIEW; Hitchhiking in a Hurry: What Does That Tell You? This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. Go stand at a bus stop for two hours and you'll enjoy yourself better. Brent: Jay's Mother: The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. I miss dating a lesbian. [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Thank you again and enjoy the show. Oh, shit, It understood us! You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it? Whillenholly: It was just a tranquilizer. [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Of course. They've got a monkey in there? [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Banky: One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. So what's the deal here? Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. Gus Van Sant: Whillenholly: All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. Whillenholly: Shaggy: And that body? More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Tell you what: let's settle this monetarily. Jason Biggs: They don't? Half's not enough? Love- Jay and Silent Bob. Do you want to get shot? Jason Biggs: Last 3 plays: kylemartins99 . Jay: Jay looks to Bob, they nod at each other and--Jay and Silent Bob, join Morris Day and the TIME onstage, and dance us out to the coda, which reads--CODA Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back went on to . Silent Bob shakes his head]. Silent Bob: Okay, you two. Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. Passerby: Well, FUCK that. [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. You're doubling me, obviously. [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. There's females present. Right. And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? [singing] The hell with this. Hey! Doesn't anyone watch the WB? Whillenholly: Jay: List of films with post-credits scenes - Wikipedia [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! Brent: Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. When it comes down to business, this is what I do. No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. Matt Damon: The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. [to Banky] That would never work as a movie. Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. 2hr. Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! Devil Jay 2: Hooker #2: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | Earth II Wiki | Fandom [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] Tricia Jones: When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. What are Kevin Smith's next 5 movies? : r/ViewAskewniverse I was a guard. Actually, there's a funny story behind that. What am I, blind? Holden: The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. Jay: Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. Whillenholly: Boy, Walt. Sheep are beautiful creatures. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - IMDb 42 deleted Scenes with Intros by Kevin Smith and guests "Why Movies Cost So Much: Comicon Gag Reel" with intro Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash with intros: - "Judd Nelson" And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. Ergo, you find yourself in a VERY actionable position. Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? We've gotta go. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. It focuses on the two eponymous characters, played respectively by Jason Mewes and Smith. More on the set of Bluntman and Chronic. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back | 20 Question Movie Multiple Choice Quiz Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Matt Damon: Tell 'em Steve-Dave. 8.2 . I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. Jay: Jay and Bob watch a scene from Daredevil being shot. You need two hands.

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